Cancelled due to weather and personal bias:


  • Rudimentary reaction ploys in social media posts, 2018 (see helpful Batman & Robin graphic to right)

  • The penny, 2018 (finally! sorry I didn't get on that sooner)

  • Using gifs in social media replies, 2018

  • Potato chips, 2018

  • NFL, 2018

  • Netflix, 2018

  • Low-grade block cheese (Kraft, store-brand . . . anything that reminds of play dough), 2018

  • Astro Conquest purchases (until further notice), 2018

  • Papa John’s, 2018

  • Taco Bell, 2017

  • NBA (except when LeBron is in the semi-finals or finals), 2014

  • Low-fat dairy products, 2013

  • MLB, 2011

  • Select Long John Silver’s locations may be left open temporarily to allow those inclined to realistically consider visiting one last time, but not to actually go; otherwise, it’s over, 2008

  • Microwave oven, 2008

  • Wendy’s except if someone else gets you a baked potato, 2006

  • Cigarettes, alcohol, marijuana, cocaine and all that, 2002

  • Television, 1998

  • McDonald’s, 1995

  • Smartphones canceled concurrent with their invention, 1992

  • Prom, 1992


Under review

  • All adult main role actors except Jodie Foster, Sigourney Weaver, Bill Murray, Christian Bale, and Christoph Waltz, since 9.26.18

  • All music except Sound of Silence (Simon on Garfunkel or performed by Disturbed), Nightswimming (R.E.M.), Perfect Day (Lou Reed), Where did you Sleep Last Night (Leadbelly), Toccata and Fugue in D Minor (Bach performed by anyone on on organ or harp), Asturias (Issac Albeniz or performed by Ana Vidovic), Electric Pow Wow and Burn Your Village to the Ground (Tribe Called Red), all Velvet Underground original recordings, Fake Plastic Trees and Street Spirit (Fade Out) by Radiohead, Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie, Heroes by David Bowie, Once in a Lifetime by Talking Heads, Southern Man and Cortez and Killer by Neil Young, Hold Your Head Up by Argent, Redemption Song by Bob Marley or performed by Mood Swings, and Going up the Country by Canned Heat, since 7.13.18

  • France, since 5.26.18

  • Hot dogs, since 5.8.18

  • NHL, since 4.24.18

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